It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
somebody once told me I look like the grown up version of that one kid from santa clause 2 and that information has changed my life forever tbh
ABORT ABORT WE’VE GONE TOO FAR
in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you pretentious assholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated to y’all and you’re gonna have to grow up sometime
the only reason i would like to be a celebrity is to use my celebrity powers to meet my favorite celebrities muahahhha
"there will be free food"
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas